TGIFridays

Thank God it’s Friday!!

I am excited about

meeting up with my friend tonight at a halloween party that I am so not dressing up for. I do not know why this year Halloween has been really hyped up, but I’m not jumping on that bandwagon, I’l go dressed up as myself but with creepy eyes lol.

Today I am feeling

I dunno, I cannot quite tell what it is that I am feeling today…. so lets just say that I am easy breezy

My Funky Friday Them Song is

Fall in love by D’Banj. That Naija boy is just too cool for school

This weekend I

am meeting up with many of my friends who I have not seen in a while so I am really stoked about it. I plan to party hard, have lottsa fun, and somehow make it to church on Sunday. We will see how well that will go…

I am really craving

A gorgeous tripled stack thing of beauty like this!! I’m having a burger for lunch today for sure, a double stacked one. Today we are having githeri maize and beans yuck!! which I CANNOT stand so its best that I stock up at lunch time 🙂
I wish

that most of my prayers will come to pass soon, but I put everything in your hands Almighty Father.

I hope

there will not be too much drama tonight because I know I will meet with those characters for sure.

Today’s inspirational quote is

‘The indefatigable what does that mean?? pursuit of unnattainable perfection alone gives a meaning to our life’
To be honest I have no idea what that means, these quotes are from my quote calendar 🙂

So just click on the comment link, and tell us what your excited about, how your feeling, your theme song today, what the weekend holds for you, what your craving, your wishes, your hopes and an inspirational quote you would like to share.

Have a Fabulous Friday!!!!!

 xxx V xxx

I wanna do bad things with you

After watching true blood you will definitely want to do bad things with anyone WEG wicked evil grin Everywhere on the net I kept on hearing about twilight, new moon, true blood, vampire diaries, and I was really wondering what was behind all the hype about vampires. There have been dozens of movies and serieses about vampires, so why were people excited all of a sudden?
I really was not moved because honestly, all vampire storylines are practically like the same in my opinion. Anyhoo this weekend I got my hands on True blood and I absolutely love it.
First up Anna Paquin (Sookie Stackhouse) is just gorgeous, I love her gap mwanya I used to have a small one once upon a time, but thanks to retainers, I lost my gap 😦
I was surprised that the characters had that western texan accent, I never expected that at all. It just goes to show just how talented these actors are. Stephen Moyer (Bill Compton) is actually British and Ryan Kwanten (Jason Stackhouse) is Australian but they totally nail the accent.
From the get go you can just see the chemistry between Sookie and Bill is simply electrifying! The sparks can start a fire!

It is definitely no surprise that these two are engaged in real life, because that intensity cannot be faked.
So the basic storyline revolves around Sookie, a pretty waitress at Sam’s bar. She meets Bill, a vampire and they fall for each other to the dismay of the entire community. Her bestfriend Tara and her boss Sam are both against the idea of her fraternising with a dead blood sucker but for totally different reasons. Tara is afraid for Sookie’s safety and well being, while Sam in addition has been habouring feelings for Sookie for the longest time.
Jason is Sookie’s manwhore of a brother who shags anything that moves. Lately the women he sleeps with end up dying and making him the chief suspect.
Lafayette is like my best character. He is Tara’s ghetto fabulous gay cousin who peddles all kinda drugs including V. V is vampire blood which gives users ‘life’. I love Lafayette, he looks so gorgeous in makeup, and he has the prettiest toe nails. But when he decides to suite up, he really cleans up nice and looks so handsome.

After watching True blood, I discovered that I would definitely offe rmyself to a vampire lol. I have just gotten a few episodes of Vampire Diaries so I cant wait to check it out.
True blood is definitely a must watch so find a way of getting your hands on it!

xxx V xxx

Nonsensical Issues

Thank God for blogs, its a nice public, open avenue to bitch and vent without a care in the world!!
I am definitely having Monday Moods today, so many things are weighing down on me. When I think about them, they may seem like the lamest things ever so many people have it far worse but I do not care, in my world, my problems are a big deal regardless of how meager they may seem.
First up this weather just blows, it is still very gloomy, then sunny, then gloomy, can it freaking make up it’s mind already?
This is my final week at work, my contract ends on Saturday, and I am unsure about my future here. My future does not look so bleek, but I would really love some stability in my life, I am not feeling this contract thing. My dad is really hustling me to give him my CV to distribute and stuff, he is a marketer, and good at his job he was a cop, and good at his job….renegade lol Anyway he really is good at marketing me as a potential employee. The weird thing is the more he urges me to look for a job, the less I feel like doing it. Call it defiance I dunno why I do it, but clearly I will have to give in by the end of this week.
To be honest I would not mind getting a break, all I get is weekends and that totally sucks since I do not have any leave days 😦 But the bad thing is I have debts, I owe people gifts, I have many things to buy from my wish list aaarrrghhhhh I wanna be a kid again this adult life is hard!
Today the men aren’t really on my mind, which is good because it seems their significance is really dwindling when it comes to the sitcom known as my life. I have come to the conclusion that my significance in their own lives has also clearly reduced but whatever, right now it does not feel like a big deal.
But today there is the great debate, to go see one of them, where one of the others will be there? or to avoid that situation all together….. hhmmmm I dunno. It is a catch 22 of some sort. I had promised I would see him, but should I just ask him if he will be there or just wait for him to ask again? And if I go and run into the other guy with that stalker psycho, what is gonna go down? Talking about this is a mistake even so let me stop there.
Some other nonsensical issues that I have today, I seem to be peeing in intervals of 40 minutes and I am fucking tired of it. And no I do not have a disease, my body just gets rid of toxins faster than the average person :p
I have no idea what I will have for lunch today do not laugh, its a big deal!! My office is located at a horrible location so not so many restaurants are near here, and I did not order for lunch from the mandazi guy. But I think I will just dash to the supermarket across the highway and buy yoghurt and cereals, I really enjoyed it last time.
My hair is only a week and some days old, and I hate it already! I keep getting mixed reactions about it, but regardless, it is getting tangled, and I am just not feeling it. But I am stuck with it for the next month or so, so Im just gonna suck it up!
I really miss my friends, a whole lot 😦
I think airing out my trivial issues is really making me feel better 🙂

I found this picture on flicker and it is really calming. I wish I could somehow find myself at the beach down at the coast.
Anyway thank you for listening, and if your having the Monday Blues as well, maybe you can share your remedy for how to beat it. Cheerio
xxx V xxx

TGIFridays

Thank God its Friday!!!!

Yup! Yup!! Its Friday! LESDODIS let’s do this!

I am excited about

seeing my cousins today. It has been sooo long since I saw them and visited them at their house so I have really missed them and I cannot wait to catch up with them.

Today I am feeling

 The weather is still all gloomy, and my mood kinda matches it for no reason in particular.

My Funky Friday Theme Song is

Everything, everyday by Fabulous feat Miss Keri Baby! Great song, I just love this woman, she totally rocks, her music is great and after watching her on Big Brother last week, she seems very humble.

My 2nd theme song yeah today i have 2! is So Special by Mavado! This song just takes me back to this crazy night out wit my friends which started off at Trackers, it was my first time there that was I think in May or June, we made like 2 rounds to Prestige for some alcohol. I actually do not drink but that night I succumbed to peer pressure. We went for some lame house party at Mimosa, it was so boring, we stayed there like for a minute. Then of course, the final destination was Westlands where we parking lot pimped at the Qs car park drinking VAT 69 yuck never again!! So me and the girls I was kicking it with needed to peee so we started singing ‘I’m so pressed’ in the so special tune ha! ha! ha! Mad fun times!

This weekend I

am going to spread God’s love to some wonderful kids tomorrow with the rest of my Mizizi classmates. I am really looking forward to that, just hanging out with the kids and giving them the love they lack that they really need.

I am really craving

A nice creamy rich smoothie
I wish

I had natural hair. My hair is permed, and though I like it like that, it’s not as long as I wish it would be, and my hair is thin with this funny brownish colour that sucks. Anyway I wish I could rock a fro, and try out weird things with it like her

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I hope

my life can stop taking this complicated twists and turns when it comes to men. The things I dread seem to happen and the things I yearn may pan out, but with it just comes more disappointment. I had decided to just focus on me, and I am trying to do that, but these boys will not let me!

Today’s inspirational quote is

‘All great art is the work of the whole living creature, body and soul, and chiefly the soul.’

How is your TGIFriday going? Come on, dish!!

Have a Fabulous Friday!!!

xxx V xxx

Post number 30

Since August I have been documenting the utter nonsense that floats around in my mind. So far its been fun, and it has been really cool getting feedback from my loyal readers i have loyal readers!! how cool is that!!?!
Thank you very much for reading!
Even though I started blogging years ago, now is when I have really grown to love it. I like writing, and I hope one day to make a career out of it, so I think this is a great start and good practise till I get my lucky break.
This morning is kinda kicking my ass, despite the fact that the sun is shining really bright even though its El Nino. I discovered something today, I really do not like how small this world is. This information I have discovered today, kinda changes things, okay but not really but it may be significant suspense MUHAHAHA!!
I think I am also too paranoid for my own good dang!! Sometimes I think that I am the cause of some people’s actions, even though there is no way I could be involved! I dunno if its being self centered or too paranoid anyhooo I will just try not to think about it.
So on Monday I finished reading ‘Act like a lady, think like a Man’ by Steve Harvey

This book is so enlightening, Steve Harvey for president!! I advice every woman to get yourself a copy because it will definitely change the way you think and act when it comes to relations with men.
According to the book, men are simple. Men are driven by who they are, what they do and how much they make.
So how do you know that a man loves you? Through the 3 Ps: Profess, Protect and Provide. He will let the whole world know he loves you, he will protect you in the best way he can, and he will always provide for you.
Women, what do men need? Love, Support and Cookies nookie Love your man and be loyal to him, always have his back, and every man needs sex from his woman.
He goes on to categorise women into 2: Sport fish and a keeper. A sport fish is a throw back, a woman a man really does not want to keep, while a keeper is a woman a guy can envision settling down with.
That is just a brief summary about what this book is about, but I promise you that once your done reading this book you will have set standards for yourself when it comes to dealing men, and you will be able to identify men who are just in it for the sex, or the serious, genuine dudes. I am actually excited to put what I have learnt into practise.

I also watched ‘He’s just not that into you’ yesterday. I was skeptical about it, because I did not like the effects the book had on me. But the movie had a star studded cast, and I had heard a lot of raving reviews about it so I decided to give it a chance.
First up I think this is the first movie where Justin Long is actually hot and not a nerdy geek who cannot get any girls!
Anyway his character in the movie gives some splendid advice, most importantly, that if a guy wants to date you, he do EVERYTHING to make that happen!
I have definitely been schooled these past couple of days, and I have come to the conclusion that he is not that into me and that I am no sport fish! Even though I am dying to hear from him I am even dreaming about it!! I know it in my gut that I won’t hear from him. I guess I must force myself to say good riddance and keep resolving not to fold!
xxx V xxx

Somali islamists whip women for wearing bras

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I caught a glimpse of this headline on the paper on Saturday and I was outraged!!! what the fuck?!!! Bras violate Islam by constituting a deception??!!! This Somali insurgent group need to be whipped and stoned or whatever!! what kind of neanderthal thinking is that? Then they command any woman they meet with firm breasts to take off their bras and shake their breasts aaargghh thinking about it just makes me so mad!
This is just a classic example of womens rights abuse, and degradation which just makes me sick.
Bras are an item of clothing used to cover, provide support, and yes lift the breasts. They restrain the breasts and minimize their movement during vigorous activities like running or exercise. Some women may use this functionality to give the illusion of firm perkiness, but for other women with full breasts, it is an essential functionality used to preventing drooping and to provide comfort.
Men will never understand how essential this item of clothing is to us women. Breasts hurt when there is vigorous movement involved, and there is lack of support. For some women with larger cup sizes, they even suffer from other conditions like back pain as a result of lack of proper support for their breasts. They may even resort to drastic measures like breast reduction just to make life easier. Case in point Queen Latifah.

These Somali Islamists bustards! are not only denying these women their rights, but they are also subjecting them to unnecessary pain.
Personally, sometimes I wish I could do without bras, they are uncomfortable, restrictive and sometimes they hurt like bras with underwires but the alternative is far much worse. So even with the threat of being whipped, I would rather wear them anytime.
Yes sometimes we may use them to get that extra lift, cleavage or extra cup but it is our bodies so we should be able to do whatever we want with them. whatever makes us feel good right ladies?
I feel like I am not articulating my point well enough, I really wish I could spike the drinks of those Islamist with Hormones the ones men take to grow boobs so that they can experience what having breasteses feels like, then we will see whether wearing bras deserves a whipping nkt!!

TGIFridays

Thank God it’s Friday!!!

Well the weather forecast for Nairobi is wet! wet! wet! El nino is upon us and that equals traffic, mud, wetness, flus, farming opportunities….
Anyhoooo TGIFridays is a post I will be doing every Friday to share my excitement about the end of yet another long week, and give you a chance to share your sentiments as well. I have to acknowledge that I have seen this in many other cool blogs and I thought it was such a cool idea. But I will come up with my own original trend, watch this space. So here it goes…

TGIFridays

I am excited about

 getting payed wooohooo!!!. I am also meeting up with my two bestest friends in the evening so I am really looking forward to it. Oh and Keri Hilson is on Big Brother Africa 4 tonight so I will try not to miss it.

Today I am feeling

cold, it’s raining cats and dogs. My head is also in pain, I got braided yesterday and my hair was really pulled, but on the flipside, I am looking faboosch!!

My funky friday theme song is

the song Will Ferrel sang at the end of the movie Step Brothers. I heard it today in the classical music set that was played on capital in the morning. It was so nice, and calming, I will definitely give classical music a chance, I really enjoyed it.

This weekend I

will be home alone!!! The parental unit are heading upcountry for the weekend. It’s really no big deal, it is definitely potential for misbehaviour but we’l see what goes down. I also have to evangelise to strangers for my Miziz class imagine!! so I am looking forward to being ignored, brushed off, abused and funny reactions from the people I approach.

I am really craving

something meaty, like chicken or bacon, or why not the two of them together like this chicken wrapped with bacon?!

I wish

I had a car, I am really hating the daily commute in packed matatus, the long walk home from the stage to the house, having to leave the office after 7:30pm. With the onset of El nino, things will even get worse. I must renew my license and get over my vehicular phobia.

I hope

I win that competition when I call in. I dont know why I never win anything, so I am praying my luck changes.

Today’s inspirational quote is

‘You see things and say, “Why?” But I dream things that never were and say, “Why not?”

Have a Fabulous Friday!!!

xxx V xxx