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I have to keep reminding myself that this is 2012 and not 2011 when I am writing down the date. Maybe the new year will sink in eventually.

I am not really moved by it. Maybe it is because there are many monumental things meant to happen this year.

I am turning 25 *cringe* in 2 weeks, I almost feel embarrassed about it, I think I will be those women who never divulge their age. Thank God I do not look it.  Some younglings I met during my vacay at the Coast in December thought I was 19, I was so flattered :) Anyway turning quarter a century old is kind of freaking me out. There is still so much stuff I would like to have a accomplished before I turned 25, don’t ask me what because I have no clue. I just feel like there is still so much I haven’t done, and I am passing the age where I can do something dynamic and people can gush about it because of how young I am. Ahyhoosmu, cest la vie, I am happy I get to live for yet another year.

Kenya will have elections at the end of the year, after the chaos that went down during the last general elections, I am so not looking forward to it. Politics is very boring and extremely dirty and I have no care for it at all.

The world is supposedly ending this year, I have no idea if this is true or not, but it sure is a good excuse to live life to the fullest, and live every moment like it is my last.

2011 was quite the year. I met so many new people, made friendships that I hope will last a life time. I loved and lost. I tried out new things, broadened my world view. I lost my grandfather. I got over my fears. I developed new ones. I learned to be happy in my terms. I had so much fun. I worked hard. It was basically an unforgettable year…

2012 has a lot to live up to, I will view this year as a clean slate, no expectations at all. This may not necessarily be the best way forward, but it works for me. So my only resolution this year is to live, and hopefully learn from my past mistakes and never repeat them again.

To you my dear readers, I wish you a

from the bottom of my heart :)

 

Glass Shattering, Mind boggling

Remember the episode for How I Met Your Mother where you get that glass shattering moment after you discover something about someone?

Well that was me last week, I discovered somethings which I really did not like which yet again made me loose faith in people. I wish people would put more thought into their actions and would try not to make so many mistakes. I guess to err is human so I have accepted that, but it does make me a bit afraid and sort of lost…

If people who are good can do messed up things, is there hope for anyone? Can they redeem themselves?

I met an idiot of a man this past weekend, he does not even deserve to be called a man, more of an animal nkt!

But I did get to kick it with some many cool people and I had a ball, though yesterday I was barely a human being, my body cannot handle partying like it used to before.

September seems to be crash an open bar party month, crashed a party on Friday night *thumbs up*

Turns out men who are not so easy on the eye compensate it with charm, 6 packs  and humor :) I honestly can say I do not have a type because the people I seem to be drawn to are so different.

Certain things were said by someone, they were awesome to hear, but I am very skeptical about whether they will be acted upon, and if I can wait that long, but we will see…

So as I had planned, I visited The Giraffe Centre in Karen, yes I had never been there before and I was on a mission to get a nice big wet one from a giraffe, that was before I saw it’s tongue and lips!

It’s tongue is extremely long and it oozes saliva which is slimy and shiny. The tongue has a very rough texture whoch could be felt when you fed it the food pellets, which it grabbed with it’s tongue.

Not my hand :p

:p

So that was my weekend, I am eagerly awaiting next weekend’s adventure :)

Smooches,

Quad biking in Lukenya

Early Saturday morning, I picked up my cousin and drove down to Lukenya which is at the outskirts of Nairobi, in Athi River. I hope you did not miss that part, where I said I drove to Lukenya! That is the furthest I have driven so far, it was fun, a bit confusing because of the road construction and kinda scary, but my cousin being there put me at ease, because he is very good at all things vehicular.

We were headed for Lukenya Motorcross for an hour of quad biking in the Lukenya hills. An hour of quad biking costs Kshs 2000 and Kshs 6000 for 5 hours. The place has about 5 quad bikes, or should I say those are the ones that we saw there. We were scheduled to bike at 11:00 am but we found a group of kids just starting so we had to wait for noon to go on the bikes, so we chilled by the pool.

Yes, the weather looked very ominous, but it worked in our favor because it did not rain, and we never did the course under the scorching sun. We got suited up in jumpsuits after we saw how dusty those kids who had ridden in the previous hour came back looking, and us guys had a party to attend in the evening so we could not afford to get too dirty. They have jumpsuits, riding jackets, riding boots and helmets for the riders.

So we got a briefing from the instructor on how to use the quad bikes.

This is a typical quad bike, a mini car with handle bars. It practically functions like a car, it is fueled with petrol. It has an ignition key between the bottom of the handle bars which you switch on. The bike has gears and you have to step on the lever clutch to switch gears from front, neutral to reverse.

The handle bars have gears just like mountain bikes, but we never touched them since the bikes were already set. The left handle bar has the ‘on button’ which you press after switching the bike on. To accelerate, there is a switch you press down on, on the right handle bar, it sort of looks like the switch for switching gears on a mountain bike. The brakes are just like for regular bikes, the left break for the back tires and the right one for the front tires.

We went for a practice run for about 5 minutes. I am not a fan of speed as you may all know so the whole time I was just winging it and screaming :p.

So we set of with the instructor in front of us on his motorbike, with me behind him and my cousin on my tail since it seemed like I was not so good at it and if I was last they were afraid they would leave me behind.

At first I kept veering off the track and into ditches before I got a handle on the bike. My thumb got so tired of accelerating, but otherwise it was quite a ride. We drove off into the hills, past a group of giraffes, and zebras, such a beautiful sight to behold.

The giraffes

Zebras

We could not get too close to the animals so as not to scare them off or agitate them.

We also drove into a quarry like place, which I hated because I kept driving into dunes and getting stuck. I freaked out a lot because I felt like my bike was going to topple over so I kept putting my foot on the ground. The instructor warned me against doing that, you should never put your foot on the ground. I kept driving over shrubbery and once I was so sure my bike would flip and I would get thrown off.

The 1 hour ride felt like 2 hours, we drove up to the main road on the highway, and back into the terrain. It was an awesome experience, even for me who is terrified of speed. My cousin loved it and he vowed to try go there at least once a month.

If you like speed, adventure, adrenaline, quad biking is definitely worth trying out. Get all the information from Lukenya MotorCross.

Adrenaline rush!!

I finally got a chance to go white water rafting this past weekend at Wild Waters in Sagana and it was the most awesome experience ever!!!

When you reach Sagana, the instructors give a briefing of what you are meant to do when you go water rafting.

The raft, a life jacket, helmet and a paddle

First up, before you enter the raft, you must wear a well fitting helmet that will not fall out, and a properly fastened life jacket which is very important because this will save your life in case you fall out of the boat.

The rope around the raft is the one you are meant to hang onto for dear life when the rapids get too crazy. The instructor, a hilarious Brit, managed to put the fear of God in us by telling us about how there are crocodiles in the Tana river who may grab our paddles with their teeth. The really large crocodiles may try twist the paddle out of our hands, and he was telling us how to wrestle with the crocodiles Crocodile Dundee style rolls eyes. We were also warned about snakes and how they may jump into the raft and how we should all move to one side of the boat.

We were told about how one must lie on their back in case they fall into the water, and we were warned against trying to wade in the water since the river bed is reminiscent of  Nairobi’s bad pot hole ridden roads but even worse. There is also a safety rope that is about 20 meters long that is kept in the boat which is used to rescue people who fell out and are far away from the raft.  By the end of the brief, I was terrified of getting into the water.

We had to drive out of the camp to get to the starting course, where the river is upstream. It is about a fifteen minutes drive from the White waters camp. We wore our helmets, securely fastened our life jackets and picked out our paddles. The next step was getting into the rafts, where the river guides gave us more in depth instructions.

If you look at the picture of the raft, the front is the side right next to the man with the AIG shirt. The handle is what the person seated infront should grab a hold of if the rapids get  too rough. The round tubing inside the raft is where you should secure your feet under in case you feel like the raft is about to tip over. We were instructed to sit on the rim of the raft, but if things got too rocky we were told to seat inside the raft (like where the life jackets are).

We were also taught how to hold the paddle correctly and how to forward and back paddle.  Forward paddle steers the raft frontwards and back paddle means vice versa.

We were 7 people in each raft, inclusive of the river guide. Our river guide was this cheeky, funny old British guy, he was really cool. So we set off into the Tana river, which looked like this:

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It is advisable NOT to carry any valuables when you go water rafting since they could get wet or lost in the water so I could not take any pictures :(

The start of the course was pretty calm, our river guide did most of the paddling for us. The river bed was reminiscent of the Amazon, think of that river in the movie Anaconda. I was seated at the front which was not the brightest idea because when the raft veers into the bushes, we were the shields for everybody else. I was so scared I would come face to face with a snake, I absolutely abhor snakes *shivers* and that briefing they gave us did not help matters.

I am glad to report we did not come across any snakes or crocodiles, those guys were just yanking our chain.

The river was rocky, and we reached sections where the rapids were high, and yours truly fell out of the raft. We had gone over a large rock  and the boat tipped over on my side, I thought we were capsizing, but I was the only one who fell out. I touched the floor of the river bed and in my mind I was thinking ‘Oh God I have landed on a crocodile’.

The guide was instructing everyone loudly to hoist me into the boat using my life jacket, he said it with such urgency which freaked me out even more. But thankfully they got me back into the raft.

We reached a section which was rocky and we had to get out of the rafts and let them float past the bad terrain, then we got back into the raft and headed over to rougher parts of the water. I shifted positions so I sat in the middle which was much better.

The sections where the rapids were high were so much fun, the guys on my boat were hilarious. There were 2 people who could not swim so they were a bit more scared then the rest of us but they were good sports! We went down this section of the river in this photo, which is right next to a small waterfall when you take the corner. There is a very beautiful rainbow right next to the waterfall, such an amazing sight to behold. We steered the raft right under the waterfall.

After that section the water was pretty much calm, and we attacked other rafts and pushed them into the water, our guide is just evil, he threw me into the river twice! He attacks when you least expect it, like when you are hoisting someone up and he pushes you so you all go back down into the water :)

The course was about 28 km long and it was definitely one of the most amazing experiences of my life, I suggest you try it one of this days. It costs Kshs 6000 and you can get all the details on their website White Water Kenya.

 

Happy 2nd birthday Revealed!!!!

Happy 2nd birthday to Media Madness!!! I saw someone sending them wishes and that is how I remembered that I started this blog in August 2009 too! hangs head in shame. There is nothing worse than forgetting a birthday, I hope my blog forgives me *puppy eyes*.

So the official anniversary was on 5th of August, and that day, 2 years ago was when I decided to blog seriously and religiously. I started blogging in 2005 and I opened many blogs and I never actually took it seriously. But I had joined twitter, and met tweeps who had been blogging forever and they motivated me to start blogging religiously.

I have always loved writing since I was a kid. My earliest memory was when I scored 20/20 on my English Composition in standard 2, and it was about a great dream I had had about a place I went to where everything was made of candy, from a chocolate river, to masala sticks grass, gum drop flowers etc. Hansel and Gratel was a great inspiration.

I used to try my hand at writing novels, they never went past chapter 2, but I still loved the process either way.

In university I interviewed for the role of editor at Campus Vybe, an online campus magazine run by East Africa Media something, the guys behind True Love, Drum at the time.  I did not get the job sadly :( but I was given the opportunity to be the correspondent for my uni. I got to cover events, take pictures and stuff. It was a nice experience, too bad they killed the website so I have nothing to show for it :(

I also had the opportunity to be part of the organizing committee for the annual AIESEC magazine a few years back, and I was one of it’s editors. I was very proud of that report, I think that was the last published LEAD Magazine.

After that, I have not really had a chance to do real writing, until I started my blog. The best part about blogging is, I have loyal readers, I can track the success of the things I write and I get immediate feedback.

I would still love to have my work published in magazines or to write a book. One day it will happen. For now wordpress suffices as my trustee publisher, plus it is free.

If you would like to do a guest post on Revealed, email me nkirdizzle@gmail.com. I would love to have you on here :)

I would kill to be featured on the wordpress dashboard!! That would be like a dream come true. I think Truthslinger is the only kenyan blog that has ever been featured on there. He has a fantastic photo blog so it really came as no surprise.

The future for Revealed, I do not think I will register a domain just yet. Really Clueless.com would be such a lame domain name. I still consider myself really clueless, do not get me wrong, I still have a lot of living to do. I just need to get the perfect domain name and the perfect website.

I have tried in vain to put this as my header image.

As we mark post number 270, and 2 years of  blogging, I would like to thank you all for reading, subscribing, and commenting. Revealed would never have reached number 25 in Kenya according to Afrigator without you.

Me love you long time :p

Lottsa Love,

Invictus

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‘I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul.’

*Insert Morgan Freeman voice*

I have never watched the movie Invictus, but for some reason these words just resonated in my head today morning.

I always keep wondering how I am meant to know what God’s plan and purpose for me is in this world. Should I wait for a sign? A push in the right direction? How do you know what a sign is?

I would like to believe God lives through me, and he will direct me towards the right path. He is the driving force behind my every decision.

Thus therefore everything that I do, every course that I choose to take, be it the right one or wrong one, must be enforced by the Lord Almighty.

I am kind of at a crossroads right now, I have no idea where I am, what I am doing and where I am going in many areas of my life, but one area particularly bothers me.

Today may be a difficult day for me, I cannot even hope for something awesome to happen because many other emotions are clogging that ability.

This is a reminder of joy, happiness, contentment, fun, sadness, tears, failure, hope, loss, fear, excitement, luck, hopelessness and many other emotions which are driving me nuts right now. Anyway I will try not to focus on the past, and to think positive.

I noticed people seem to expect a lot from me. I wish they knew how much I expect from them as well, I cannot always be expected to step up.

Pride is a terrible thing…

Good things must happen today, it is after all humpday :) Wherever you are I hope you are smiling.

He has such a cute smile

 

 

 

 

My day with the elephants

Remember during last week’s TGIFriday’s post I mentioned how I was looking forward to doing something really cool this weekend?

Well a friend of mine invited me to go see baby elephants with her at The David Sheldrick Wild Life Trust on Saturday morning. The trust is situated at the KWS Banda School gate, towards Rongai and the session is usually held between 11am and 12pm.

We got a bit late and arrived there at about 11:30am, and we found the place was packed! Entry fee is 500 Kshs per person and it is advisable to go there with some form of identification.

I was really excited about going there, I originally thought I would get to interact one on one with the baby elephants, get to feed them and play with them. This was sadly not so, there were so many people, it was a struggle to get to the front of the line.

Nonetheless, the baby elephants were cute, adorable and spectacular! Turns out they have hair, all around the trunk and towards the ears. They have tough skin, and an affinity to small children as some of them tried touching them with their trunks.

At the watering hole

I was waiting for it to take flight

Look at all the people

Sharing is caring

Time to say bye bye

It nearly grabbed that kid

Time to say bye bye

(photos taken by my trusted Blackberry :) I think I should christen it now that I love it so much)

These baby elephants are so intelligent. When it was time for them to go back to their pens, all the wardens had to do was to clap their hands and the elephants formed a line and walked back to their pens!

Moral of the story, there are very many cool unique things Nairobi has to offer, you should take some time out to explore Kenya.

And if you are looking for a white man, this is the place to visit ;)

 

100,000 hits and counting :)

I have finally surpassed the 100,000 hits mark, and I am ecstatic :)

Thank you all for taking the time to read Revealed, whether you are a regular reader or you just stumbled upon this blog by accident, I would not have achieved this without you.

I hope you will continue reading and I will make an effort to do a whole lot more blogging.

Lottsa Love,

18 things I need to fulfill ~ My bucket list

For those who may not know, a bucket list is a list of things you would like to do before you kick the bucket. I am currently maintaining a firm handle on my youth and I believe there are still so many things I have not managed to do with my life.

I was telling someone about how I have no goals, I just live for the moment and tackle whatever it is that may come my way. I do not necessarily work towards something, I just work to get the job done. Yes, you may insert your disapproval here.

It hit me as I thought about the contents of my bucket list, will these things constitute what my goals should be??

Coming up with this list has made me reflect on what I would like to do with my life, and what would make me feel fulfilled. So here goes nothing:

  1. To XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX only my very close friends know what this is ;)
  2. To become published be it a book, or an article in a magazine. I would really love to write for True Love as a start and then other globally established magazines like Cosmopolitan, Marie Claire.
  3. I would love to generate revenue from my blog. I guess the first step towards achieving that would be to register a domain. That is pretty easy, but I must come up with the perfect name and address for it first.
  4. I am working on buying a car as soon as possible. The daily commute has been a great inconvenience for me ever since we moved to the burbs eons ago. A vehicle is a very important necessity for me, plus I think it is just the epitome of independence. I can go wherever I want, whenever I want, and be sure I will look good doing it.
  5. Keeping in line with number 4, I must drive on that nightmare of a road known as Thika Road, and I must be a driver on a road trip be it upcountry or Naivasha and ultimately Mombasa.
  6. I plan on opening a store and selling custom made jewellery, accessories and eventually clothes. If I was to dream bigger, I would want to open a franchise in Kenya, then EA, Africa and eventually the whole world.
  7. I would love to travel a whole lot more, and marvel at the wonders and beauty of this world that is supposedly ending. I would love to party in South Africa, go for Mardi gras in Brazil, attend an international sevens tournament in Edinburgh or Adelaide,  attend a concert at Madison Square Gardens, I must go to Las Vegas and BMF. I wish I could be lucky enough to do something that requires frequent travel.
  8. I must attend a football match at Nyayo Stadium, and a premier league football match. Now that I do not dabble in the goings on in soccer right now, the match I choose to attend will depend on the level of hotness of the players ;)
  9. I would like to try my hand at a round of golf. I think I am good at it but I haven’t had a chance to test that theory since I have never tried it.
  10. I must get my picture taken by Jim Chuchu and the guy for True Love, I think his name is David. I somehow must get featured on True Love to be able to get my picture taken by David. As for Jim Chuchu, I hear he does not take portraits anymore, regardless of who you are. I always keep begging my friend to make this dream happen but it seems to be futile. I want him to take my picture so badly, Jim Chuchu if you are reading this, please make this wish come true. Otherwise I will have to result to finding a way to accidentally stumble upon one of his shoots and immerse myself inside it!
  11. I need me a blackberry like really really bad! The need is insane, but clearly not insane enough for me to go out and buy one. Hopefully I will get those jobs where they will give me one for free, or I will win one in some competition (Fat chance) or some man will buy me one (obese chance).
  12. I have always wanted to go white water rafting, it seems like the ultimate fun adventure. Sometime soon I think I will rally up a bunch of my friends and head over to Sagana and have a go at the rapids.
  13. I have secretly been longing to do those star jump things outside malls like Junction, but they are used mostly by kids and I would not wanna make a fool outta myself, because I am sure at that precise moment people I know will emerge from nowhere lol. But I will give it a try once my friend comes home to visit : ) I have also wanted to enter that big plastic bubble outside prestige parking lot upstairs. I think I need to kidnap my nieces and nephews, they can be my golden ticket.
  14. I would love to go all Coyote Ugly and dance on top of a bar. I need to be sober in order to be able to manoeuvre up there, but I need the liquid courage to get up there in the first place, anyhoosmu it must be done someday soon.
  15. This may never happen, but my dream is to meet JayZ. All I can do is pray he will one day feel the need to come to Kenya or East Africa and then I will do whatever it takes to make sure I see him.
  16. I have to go to a casino again. I have only been to one once, and I loved it, and I discovered why gambling is an addiction, but I just need to back there once more and try my luck on the slot machines.
  17. I have always wanted to go on a hot air balloon ride at The Mara or wherever else they have it.
  18. This random thought has just entered my head; I would love to crash grapes with my feet at a vineyard. Are there vineyards in Kenya???

So far these just seem to be fun things I would like to do, you know, the meal I will eat using a big spoon. I wouldn’t say they are things I would feel mortified about if I did not do them before I died, except maybe number one ;) But I would feel fulfilled and happy if I did these things so somehow I will embark on a mission to fulfil them one way or another.

This was actually a fun exercise coming up with this list, feel free to share what is on your bucket list.

Brand spanking new year :)

 

Forever Young!!

 

I am terrified of growing old, I have no idea what I will do when I turn the big three O, I predict a major mid life crisis lol.

From now on as far as I am concerned, I am twenty fine, if you want me to specify a number, I am sweet sixteen till I die :)

It’s been one long birthday weekend, quite memorable as usual the parts i remember :) I love my birthday, I use it as an excuse to get anything I want.

I haven’t gotten much though but it’s no biggy I will focus on the bigger picture, good health, great family and friends and a wonderful life.

I had no resolutions this year, and as I reflect on last year, I had a pretty good time, triumphed over a few hardships, made some mistakes especially menwise but nothing major thank God, made very many friends, it was a spectacular year.

As I turn twenty fine, I really want to focus on me, develop myself, and learn to love myself a whole lot more.  I should definitely stop living for the moment, and become ambitious, and work towards something. I do not know what it is yet, but I am sure it will come to me soon enough.

Here’s to a brand spanking new year :)